Defeated Vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has used one of her two faces to call for unity in America and for Americans to rally behind Barack Obama.
While the main face was spitting bile and accusing the President-elect of being a Jihadist child molester, the other was busy preaching to the Republican governors convention about reaching across the aisle for the good of the country.
"The past is the past" said face number two, illiciting polite nods from the gathered GOP state leaders and activists.
"THIS WILL NOT STAND UNDER GOD'S LAW, AND JUDGEMENT WILL BE UPON THIS HEATHEN WHO DARES TO ASPIRE TO THE PRESIDENCY OF THIS GOD-FEARING NATION!" ranted face number one to rapturous applause and shouts of "Kill Him !"
Matters were equally diverse at the buffet. Face one wanted cheese and onion sandwiches, while face two preferred plain ham and complained about the smell.